rock over London. rock on, Chicago.

http://www.offroaddieselengineemissions.com/, and

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/.



no one will ever say that liberals don’t have a sense of humor.

okay, so I read this ridiculously interesting article. by some bizzare providence, the Washington Redskins have been weathervanes for predicting presidential elections. if they win their last home game before election day, the incumbent wins. if they lose, the incumbent loses. holy shit.
now here’s the problem: the Redskins play Green Bay this week.

I’ll repeat. the Redskins are playing Green Bay.

oh, no.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/football/nfl/10/28/bc.fbn.redskins.politic.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

I think we all know how I feel about Green Bay.

in the same article Fred Smoot, Washington CB, said this about NFL players:
“When you go into a higher tax bracket, all of a sudden you don’t want to vote for this candidate because he’s going to raise taxes,” Smoot said. “I thought about it. I’m not going to solely vote for this candidate just because he’s going to save me a couple of dollars and it not turn out to be the best thing for me or my country.”
that’s my God damned homeboy, Fred motherfucking Smoot. Write him fan mail, and thank him for being honest. also, from that quote, I find some closure with my own problem. For the good of the country, for the good of society, I’m not going to root selfishly, not going to be a partisan Bears fan. like my main man Fred, I’m going with my conscience.

so for this one week, for this one week, I am pulling for the Green Bay Packers.

I seriously need to lie down after this shit.

some dude tried to run over Katherine Harris. I love election year.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/27/fl.13.harris.attack/index.html

when they asked him why he did it, he replied (I’d imagine quite candidly) that he was “exercising his political expression.” that’s my man!

but really. for a detailed, and fair account for why I think Harris is an asshat, go here:

http://uselectionatlas.org/INFORMATION/ARTICLES/pe2000timeline.php

I reccomend Nov. 13th, 15th, 20th, and 26th.



and,

I went and bought the one and only book for my 2nd 8 weeks course over classroom management, S303. 59 dollars! for one book! what the FUCK?

Blaine was the dude with the minigun who was best friends with Mack in “Predator.” Blaine, because he has such crossover appeal, later appeared as Captain Freedom in “the Running Man.” both films were Xcellent. this will be explained later in the post.



anyway, it’s become a theme that i quote asshole conservatives. so in sprit of that, Doug Giles sez:



For the naïve Christian voter who thinks he can toss a ballot in the Nuevo liberal direction, please know that a vote toward the secular left could leave you bereft of sacred liberties. Thanks to the aggressive ludicrous liberal lug nuts’ anti-Christian agenda, your vote for a liberal, Christian, is a vote for …

1. Christianity to be scrubbed from government and whatever turf the government owns. Thanks to the liberals, the Ten Commandments have about as much acceptance in our government and their properties as Rush Limbaugh would at Al Franken’s family reunion. Yes, the Judeo-Christian principles that formed the rock-solid foundation of this great American Experiment are now aggressively fought against by the lascivious left.

If… if… the secularists continue to stay behind the wheel of this American bus, you can kiss all semblance of Christianity good-bye in this heretofore God-graced government. Saint, you might as well say farewell to our government’s recognizing Christmas and adios to Good Friday if you’re going to vote the liberal ticket. If the secularists have it their way, Easter will be behind your keister, and you can kiss the Cross good-night as an acceptable public symbol that represents your faith and our nation’s recognition of Christ’s atoning work.



then, there’s a 2 through 5. title of the column? well, fuck i thought you’d never ask.

“A Christian Can Be a Christian or a Liberal, But He Can’t Be Both”

the column was so fucking sweet, it made me lose muscular function for like twenty minutes after I read it. Galia had to come and roll me over on my back so I wouldn’t suffocate.

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/dg20041023.shtml

ps – nobody tell Doug that the Constitution recognizes a separation of church and state. if he finds out, he’ll stop writing sweet columns like this one.



so,

the Body (aka Blaine aka Cpt. Freedom aka Jesse Ventura) endorsed Kerry, in a way that only someone as totally rad as the Body could pull off. he didn’t say a word, he just had his homeboy talk for him at the press conference. his boy was all like “J has authorized me to speak for him, so if any one of you punk tricks got something to say, you say it to me.”

how’s that for cool?

http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthsuperior/news/local/9991800.htm



and,

I got “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.” now that I bought it, who needs a social life or a college degree? I get to pretend to be a gangbanger in a video game. it’s got it all. you can hire a prostitute, then kill her and take your money back. you can beat grandmothers in the street. you can even do home invasions and steal televisions. so over the top, that you can’t get mad at it.

just kidding. Halloween weekend is going to be off the hook, and I’m going as a mummy.

MEGA ps – I voted tonight. Me and Mar sent in our absentee ballots. I have performed my civic duty, so lay off me.

so i heard about ashlee simpson lip synching on saturday night live.

all i have to say is, “surprise.”

I read an article in the NY Post about it, and they said her website’s message board was getting pretty rough on her. so I checked it out. some of the finer posts:

10/24/2004 10:42:11 PM – by pavewayIII

NEXT TIME I TAKE A SHIT IM GOING TO SAVE IT AND NAME IT ASHLEE!!!



10/24/2004 10:39:09 PM – by PaSimpson

You’re A Fucking Cunt Ashleeyou’re fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks your dad’s an idiot and you’re a fucking cunt



10/24/2004 10:43:18 PM – by notalentAshlee

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS A SICK FREAK WHO EATS MONKEY POO SANDWICHES AND GETS OFF ON IT

and my personal favorite:

10/24/2004 10:47:34 PM – by crap_w0ah

Shocking report here: http://66.98.154.85/aftermath.mpg

that last one is in fact a link to a goatse.cx video. don’t watch it. if you must know about goatse,

go here instead: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse. it beats the hell out of the video, trust me.

in other news, I’m rocking out my H340 midterm as we speak. then I’m writing a short story about daytime garbage talk shows, like my main man Maury and my homegirl Sally Jesse Rafael. it has to be turned in on tuesday afternoon. hey, who said all that bullshit television I’ve watched wouldn’t pay off in the end? I’m about to reap the benefits.

oh, what a day.



http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1022CoulterSpeech22-ON.html



somebody tried to hit Ann Coulter with a pie.

okay, it should be noted that I don’t like Ann Coulter. I’m not going to go as far as to call her a bitch, but… well, no, I think she’s a bitch.

this is someone who denounces half of the country as traitorous and evil with every breath she takes. she doesn’t even support conservative policy, just spends her time denouncing liberalism. she had no beef with Kerry before ol’ lurch decided to run for elected office. now, he’s suddenly the antichrist.

that, and she writes libelous, groundless books about how liberals lie, cheat, and have undermined america for the last half century, and makes a goddamned fortune at it. she just makes shit up, just like Michael Moore, and I … I …

I can’t even put into words how much I despise her. like when Peter in Office Space describes his boss: “(S)he is all that is soulless and wrong.” That’s kind of how I feel about Ann Coulter.

those two stooges who tried to hit her with a pie, they did something a whole lot of us were feeling. or, at least I was feeling. I would totally take an arrest to get a chance to nail her with a coconut cream. to those who attempted it: I salute you, fellow morons.



oh. and you can see a video of it here. it’s more amusing than anything I’ve had to say.

http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2653684

REM is awesome. more later.

from what i understand, this is the Halo symbol, as in the master chief, as in the video game. Dave got one too. his is blue. that’s fucking awesome. the game better not blow (it won’t), or they’ll look like assholes.





http://portfolio.iu.edu/mmcmulla/kyle_s_new_tat.JPG

i really, really wish i knew how to post this so it shows up on the page. i’ll figure it out sooner or later. but it should still be checked out. yes, it’s that amazing.



also, Pat Robertson said in an interview that Bush didn’t expect any troop casualties during our romp through the desert. could be bullshit; Robertson’s a crazy old bastard, after all. but what really struck me was his allusion to the dynasties of China to describe Bush’s divine right.



“I think God’s blessing him, and I think it’s one of those things that, even if he stumbles and messes up – and he’s had his share of goofs and gaffes – I just think God’s blessing is on him,” Robertson said. “And you remember, I think the Chinese used to say, you know, it’s the blessing of heaven on the emperor. And I think the blessing of heaven is on Bush. It’s just the way it is.”



excellent. here’s the story – http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/1004/181861.html

tomorrow i pick up Mike in indy around 8 o’clock. Mike is my brother, but I’d assume anybody reading this knows that. i need to branch out. anyway, let the games begin.

this dude has my dad’s name. except for the “e.” but that’s alright.

see, what’s important is he tried to kill his moms with his plastic hook arms. she must’ve seriously fucked up dinner, or found his stash of porno in his basement bedroom.



http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3827905/detail.html



only a McMullan. or a McMullen, or McMullin.

i’ve got a final for an eight weeks course in an hour. it starts at 7, which is bunk, because that’s when the ALCS starts. it seems like only yesterday when i was badmouthing Boston for being overhyped and underperforming and being swept by NY, but they may make me eat my words. I hope so, because I know I’ll be rushing through this test to get home in time for at least the last four innings. And I don’t want that to be for naught.

the Bush/Cheney ticket picked up another endorsement.



http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/wire/sns-ap-iran-us-elections,0,4375343.story?coll=sns-ap-politics-headlines



i think my favorite line would have to be:

“Though Iran generally does not publicly wade into U.S. presidential politics, it has a history of preferring Republicans over Democrats, who tend to press human rights issues.”



yeah. that tends to get annoying.