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newsies gotta sell papes…

… unless you give the shit away for free like the IDS does. I’m copy editing right now. But all that shit is done, son! so i’m updating my blog. and so the horror begins.

so after last friday afternoon’s primetime hoedown, Novak called Jon Stewart “not funny and uninformed.” the cajun called him “a pompous ass.” and after i read that, i went and looked up “pompous” just to make sure i understood (and because i’m retarded), and then was amazed that a fuckin’ Crossfire host could get the gumption to call anyone else pompous.

it seriously is political theatre, and it seriously is great that the media, the media (not a political party) is turning on Stewart for overstepping whatever bounds they’ve set for him. soon as he calls them for sloganeering and bullshitting for ratings points, Carlson calls him a “buttboy,” and says he “sniffs [John Kerry's] throne.”

FUCK! Stewart would probably blow Franco if they could book him! why is it the daily show’s responsibility to act like a goddamned informed news organization? doesn’t that fall to CNN, and other responsible journalists, to ask questions, to get at the actual news?

and on that note, I don’t care if mary cheney is a dyke. we all know it, now lets talk about terrorism and the budget. please.

good lord, after that, i need something to settle the stomach. i’m outtie.



ps – as for Novak, just go ahead and suck on http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/pundits/robert-novak/

dude, okay

It’s 2:49 in the am, and I now have a blog.

you know this is going to be for the best.

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