if Van Morrison wanted to take me in the ass,
then I’d be hard pressed to say no.
VAN – Gloria
like to tell you ’bout my baby, you know she comes around,
just ’bout five feet four a-from her head to the ground.
you know she comes around here just about midnight,
she make me feel so good, lord, she make me feel all right.A
and her name is g, l, o, r, i,
g, l, o, r, i, a, Gloria
g, l, o, r, i, a, Gloria
I’m gonna shout it all night, Gloria
I’m gonna shout it every day, Gloria
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
she comes around here just about midnight,
she make me feel so good, lord, I wanna say she make me feel all right.
comes a-walkin’ down my street, then she comes up to my house,
she knock upon my door and then she comes to my room,
yeah an’ she make me feel all right,
g, l, o, r, i, a, Gloria
g, l, o, r, i, a, Gloria
I’m gonna shout it all night, Gloria
I’m gonna shout it every day, Gloria
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
looks so good Gloria
All right, feel so good Gloria
All right, yeah now.
now, some of you might say,
“jesus god, did Matt just bother to post the lyrics to fuckin’ ‘Gloria?’ is he making fun of me?”
yes, I did. and no, I’m not.
you’re a fucking douche.