TUNE IN EVERY FUCKING WEEK, HURRY
breaking:
I have debuted on the internet.
go to www.ivpressonline.com. right underneath the hilarious poll about Punxsutawney Phil, there’s a thing that says “headlines in the next edition of the Imperial Valley Press.” and it says “watch video.”
oh god, watch it.
I do this every thursday. it’s up from around 7 p.m. eastern thursday to 1 p.m. eastern friday.
for those of you who wonder what I look and sound like, and for the rest of you (Smith) who just need something fresh to jack it to, you’re welcome.
as you can see, I have something in my eye, and a chronic neck twitch. I also can’t read, and am getting more and more bloated. oh, and I hang out in a pressroom.
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well aren’t you cute. i’m sure josh creamed his pants looking at that manly chest of yours.
i didn’t cream my pants cause i didn’t have pants on. so fuck YOU.