to the polls, democratic citizen!
I’m trying to figure out my insurance information. all I want to do is go get glasses. maybe a dentist checkup. that’s it. that’s all I want to do. but because I don’t know what my policy number is, I can’t. I can’t even get a god damned customer service phone number. everyone I call tells me it’s the wrong number. and they connect me to someone else who tells me the same thing. jesus fuck, someone tell me insurance number so I can go to the god damned doctor. how could I have possibly made this so difficult?
fuck this insurance bullshit. I’ll just pay in cash.
but the more important question is:
should Matt grow a beard? it just so happens I haven’t shaved in a week. so I’m about a week into the three weeks it’ll take me to grow one. is it worth it? or will I look entirely too grubby with facial hair?
I’m sure you’re joking, but if you pay cash when you have insurance all because you couldn’t find a god damn phone number… then well… you would be fucking retarded. and it wouldn’t be half-joking/insult retarded either, it would be the “ohhh… I think he has a learning disability retarded.”
you lick butt.
do i? DO I?