work starts in a week
got back last night.
the plane wasn’t so bad this time. I watched “Shooter” and “Ghost Rider” on the flight from London.
I watched “Ghost Rider,” for fuck’s sake.
sat next to a Nepalese woman who didn’t speak any English and eventually went to sleep on my shoulder. she smelled funny … or so I thought. turned to Mar and was whispering, “Mar, this woman is rank.” but then, it turns out? it was Mar. yes!
now, I didn’t mention this before, but I’d been having some, uh, digestive problems for the last week in Europe. I couldn’t take a shit, man. and it wasn’t for a lack of trying. I mean, I ate well over there, and I was getting concerned.
but then, mom picked us up at the airport. she brought White Castle. it was awesome. when we got home, there was Kool-Aid and jello in the fridge. potato and macaroni salad.
this is a volatile mix of foodstuffs.
needless to say, my digestive problems are problems no more.
alright. I’m going to shave. all of it.
DON’T SHAVE IT ERNEST HEMINGWAY SHOULD LIVE FOR EVER