Rudy Giuliani can eat my shit
I found this on the AP wire by accident tonight at work. that’s Giuliani. America’s Mayor.
and fittingly, there’s a homeless guy sitting to the left, wondering what it must be like to be running for the Republican party nomination.
and besides, we all know what Giuliani thinks of the homeless.
He’s got the sweet sandals, and he’s flying the G’Town colors Money!
(Note to reader: I went with Money over Baby at the end; I just had a better feel. So when reading the blog, you the reader are Money. Sometimes, if the description needs more power, I go with Monet. Again, the feel. Monet is an artist who painted such masterpieces as The Beach at Trouville and Bordighera.
Now some of you are saying, I know who Monet is, you don’t need to explain who said person is, but after all, most of the volunteers at this blog are American, and look at the fine scholars the American education system produces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZVbZw0OeE
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for long.
Boris Yeltsin
right fucking on Boris, right fucking on.
i spent all fucking weekend moving. 12 hours to move alexandria cause she doesn’t believe in putting things in boxes. and by that i mean she just doesn’t give a fuck.
to wit: there was a nice pot, full of black beans that were now grey, slimy, smelled like decay, and had been in there for four months.
i asked her, “what the shit is up with that?”
“…Meh.”
let’s make out.
then yesterday i moved myself, with my sister’s suv which i got in an accident with.
so the past three weekends of my life?
dudd’s marriage which was in a very real way, the passing of a friend.
pug. my boy will forever be missed.
moving with a little bit of automobile accident thrown in.
next weekend? i’m thinking late-term abortions for free for women who have had at least three of them.
Game, Set, Match
I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (wife). When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.
Mike Tyson