rock over London. rock on, Chicago.

greetings. I am the assassin “Lone Wolf and Cub.”

I’m watching a samurai film. guess what’s called?
“Lone Wolf and Cub.” but I think “Lone Wolf and the motherfucking Cub” would be more appropriate, because this guy is a straight-up stone cold killer. and he does it all with a kid. he pushes a kid around in a cart and works as an samurai for hire, living as a demon so he can avenge his family’s name against the Shadow Yagyu clan. see, these poor bastards made the mistake of stepping to him, and so Lone Wolf and Cub starts chopping heads. he’s got a move called The Suiouryu Wave-Slashing Stroke. and another called The Suiouryu Horse Slaying Technique. these involve a lot of lost limbs and gratuitous blood.

so I’m a day into a five-day vacation. it’s exciting. I baked cookies tonight. I want to go to the beach tomorrow. I’d just like to be there around sundown. so I can just sit. and watch. even though it’s an eastern shoreline.
and yes. it’s as exactly as it sounds.