the perfect storm of self satisfaction
tonight, I started bragging about drug use.
oh, for christ’s sake.
my, uh, vacation wasn’t what I expected. I didn’t plan, at all, and it wasn’t what had I hoped. but that’s not to say I didn’t enjoy myself. just, next time, I’m going to be ready; I’m buying a tent.
either way, I’ve taken a couple of photos, which I’d add here, but I can’t find the cord for the camera. who knows where it is, but it’ll turn up. and then, oh boy, will it be exciting.
actually, though, an evening with my brother will be the inspiration for a short story I swear to god I’ll write. just not on here. and it hasn’t been written yet, so no point in talking about it. but I’ll leave it hanging. let the anticipation build. just wait for that afternoon someday when you’ll be able to read about garbage dumping.
also, I’d like to give a shoutout to my man Larry Craig.
to be honest, it’s only scandal. there aren’t going to be many long-term ramifications nationally, beyond whatever subcommittee posts he held in the Senate. but they’ll fill him. he’s not indespensible. Idaho will feel it, I suppose. but they’ll stop talking about it soon. so while he’s here …
goodbye, you piece of shit. Larry Craig has made his fucking name on this kind of stuff. an entire career by taking of advantage of homosexuals for political gain. railing against gay marriages. gays in the military. playing to paranoia and hatred for votes.
and hey, he’s gay himself.
I’m not saying he’s the devil. Larry Craig isn’t evil. he’s just a small man. tiny heart, tiny soul. pathetic isn’t the right word, but I’d call him sad.
he’s a U.S. senator, for the time being. and pretty soon, he’ll be gone. he’ll have no seat on some private defense company’s corporate board. he’ll go back to Boise or wherever the fuck he’s from and live on his government pension. his fifteen minutes are nearly up, and now, he’ll end on the equivalent of a giant, wet fart. Larry Craig: hypocrite.
but it’s not like he’s fallen from grace. he was preaching bullshit to an asshole choir, so he’s getting exactly what’s coming to him. and I hope that he cries whenever he reads his name next to “wide stance” in any print medium.
