TV news
I saw on CNN today that some asshole was arrested by the Cedar Rapids, Iowa police for fucking a blow-up doll in a public restroom.
this was on CNN headline news. they had his mug shot up and everything. because, you know, we all need to know about some sad, sad pervert in the heart of the Midwest who acted out his loneliness in a public john.
no, I’m serious. I’m serious, god damn it. CNN thinks you need to know what he fucking looks like. this is the news, so pay attention.
and CNN is covering a public masturbator. obviously.
And don’t get me started about hearing WAY too much on Britney Spears and other vapid celebrities other than, you know, the war or something ACTUALLY affecting our lives right now.
that reminds me of bucharest.
ha. yeah.