rock over London. rock on, Chicago.

this is gonna kind of be a grab-bag.

I got “Clash of the Titans” on. that’s pretty boss. and in other television related news, I can’t find my remote. and that’s pretty ridiculous, considering the size of my apartment; there’s only so many places it can be.

I have recently rediscovered Arby’s during my lunch break, which is both earth-shattering and incredibly healthy. it effectively cancels out my gym membership.

I think Obama’s gonna win the Nevada primary tomorrow. I kind of want him to, but don’t get me wrong. I want to make it known that I find very little distinction between him and Hillary Clinton, but on a superficial level, she’s a Clinton and political royalty is something I hate worse than Whole Foods. so fuck her. Obama by default.

also, Women have declared victory over MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. that braying jackass said something mildly sexually offensive about Clinton, and NOW got mad about it. I would only assume NOW is backing Clinton because she has a vagina (albeit one that’s full of sand).

“This is a victory for all women. We are pleased that Chris Matthews has shown remorse,” the caucus said in a statement last night.

you hear that, women of Afghanistan? Chris Matthews apologized! halle-fucking-lujah!

I have requested a few days off in the coming weeks. first one is Tuesday, because WWE Smackdown is coming to the UVa arena and I want to at least have the opportunity to go. I can’t think of anyone who would be interested in going to a professional wrestling event with me, but I’ve got a couple of ideas (that means more than one, wink).
second one? State of the Union Address is on the 28th. for the last few years, that has meant me, Fox News and a bottle of Old Grandad. what will this year hold?
and then, there’s Feb. 5th. that’s Super Tuesday. when my boss asked me why I wanted it off, I said, you know, to watch the returns come in (and probably have too much to drink).
and then he called me an enigma.