what can I tell you?
I just watched “Bio-Dome.” possibly the high-point of the Paulie Shore canon. I don’t think it’s fair to count “Encino Man” as part of it, because while it’s a better movie, Paulie Shore isn’t the star. Mikey from “The Goonies” and Brendan Frasier are the leads. so, you know, it doesn’t count. really, just think about it. it’s gotta be “Bio-Dome.” “In the Army Now” sucked. Andy Dick isn’t funny.
it’s winter outside. but the shitty kind of winter. it was supposed to snow today, but instead it just hovered in the high 30s. and it was gray. Mar called. she and mom went to Chicago today and went ice skating, and she said it was about 10, before the windchill. so I probably shouldn’t complain. still.
I think I need another out. some stuff you don’t write about on here, and I don’t want to start scribing it out by hand. I’ll end up with a pile of notebooks walls-high in here, and inevitably it’ll be used in my prosecution someday. see, this? I’m thinking ahead.
but anyway.
John McCain won South Carolina’s GOP primary. which is fine by me.
god damn, but is it fun to watch that fucking party eat itself. what a great article this is.
to which I say: Tom DeLay is one of the most crooked motherfuckers ever to be elected to Congress, and his ouster was necessary and long overdue. so how anyone could interview him on the subject of The Fate of The Republican Party is beyond me; he has arguably done more to damage it than any one person on the god damned planet. but leave it to Fox News. Tom DeLay. they intereviwed Tom “the Hammer” DeLay about the hells that nominating a candidate who would actually reach across the fucking aisle would unleash. oh, Christ, the horrors!
and out in Nevada, Hillary Clinton won the Democratic caucus. and you might say, “ha, ha, Matt, you dumb asshole, you called Obama and got it wrong!” and you’d be right. but that’s not really true, because Obama actually got more delegates out of it than Clinton did – 13 to 12. Clinton won the popular vote. and every headline I’ve reat about it says “Hillary wins Nevada.” and that’s kind of misleading, I think. isn’t it? yes?
You should write. Get a composition notebook or a steno pad. Come on dude.