N voicemail
M, what’s up dude it’s N.
I’m in LA right now, but it’s hard for me to say … cause you know my feelings, man, you know what i’m thinking right now.
the midwest?
they got fucking nothing in LA, fuck LA, man, fuck LA.
I’m on Sunset and fucking Santa Monica. I’m passing a fucking Von Dutch store with $800 jeans. fuck that shit, man.
I walked a girl home, she gave me two kisses on the cheek. I was pissed about that, dude. I should at least … I mean, no no no, we won’t talk abut that. you know what I’m talking about, though.
(burps) all i wanna say, is, I wanna I wanna hook up, but get together is a better word … with P’s friend V, shessohot. she’s a fucking red blonde, dude. she’s so, fucking, hot.
i’m on Loring .. I don’t know where Loring’s at.
(burps) P’s passed the fuck out at this girl’s house, and I’m tring to walk home.
(notices traffic) Tom Cruise is in the fuckin’ SUV behind me. fuck Tom Cruise, man. he can suck a fucking dick.
hey, remember my blue jacket? remember it?
I just wanted to call and tell you. I’m proud of you. I hope you’re doing alright. and you might be at home right now, that’s fucked up, man.
but man, I’m not going to last much longer out here. I met some cool women, but it’s not enough to warrant, a fucking stay out here, man. I mean, I’ve got, I’m working as a physical therapy assistant, at this place and they suck. I almost quit today. they can’t compete with that. fuck ‘em, man. I told them, said fuck ‘em, man. I told em fuck ‘em.
so, P’s getting me a job, but it’s not going to pay the bills, right now. it will eventually, but I dont think right now.
(notices a store) Rocket Video? do they fuckin’ hell? they don’t have Rocket … what is this? dude, do they have “Rabid Teenage Grannies”? I don’t think they do. think I made a word up in that sentence, by the way.
anyways, M … you do okay man, call me back this weekend.
I’m really fucking drunk right now but you can tell. you can tell. YOU CAN TELL.
I haven’t talked to anybody in a while. K’s death, it, it still, like, baffles me man. that’s fucked up. I loved that motherfucker, man, and I would have done anything for him, and I hope he knows that. and I hope he knows that somewhere. but yeah, I think you know that, and i think a lot of people know that and I think a lot of people would have said the same.
so take care, man, call me back.. we need to talk.
(M takes an ice cream sandwich break.)
